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Office Fight "I'm no longer bound by social norms or fearful of reprise and will hurt you as much as I can with words.” Read Article... Buy Your Own Television Set, Derek "You're not the boss of GoFundMe campaigns. I'm allowed to raise money for whatever the fuck I want." Read Article... Ten Stupid Interview Questions "People need to learn to leave their personal lives at the door. This isn't The Kardashians." Read Article... Missing Missy "I'm extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears." Read Article... I can’t wait to meet Jesus. He's magnificent. “Did you know he has an army of angels and they all have flaming swords?” Read Article... Justin's Spotlight "I don't know what you people do in your own country, but in America we don't go onto other people's property and touch their stuff." Read Article... Ten Formal Complaints "David changed the title on my business cards to Horse Whisperer. This is a waste of company money and is unprofessional." Read Article... Walter's Whining "My ears are hot. Do you ever get that? Hot ears?" Read Article... Obviously a Foggot "I'm not a fan so you can shove your signed photo up your ass. You would probably enjoy that." Read Article... There is motion at your front door "Has the Ring frozen? Never mind, I just saw a car drive past." Read Article... That's Not How It Works "You can't just show up. There are procedures. If you had a marketing person, they would have explained all this to you." Read Article... Overdue Account "Dear Jane, I do not have any money so I am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead." Read Article... It's like Twitter. Except we charge people to use it. "If you put as much energy into the projects as you do being a dickhead you'd be a lot more successful." Read Article... Stroke “Bibly albib oobibly." Read Article... Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus have a sword fight "The Papua New Guinean mud god, Pikkiwoki, promises a pig and as many coconuts as you can carry." Read Article... Simon's Guide to Shopping at IKEA "Can you believe the prices on glass tealight candle holders? Seventy cents. That's unbelievable. I'll get ten. And a potato peeler." Read Article... Gentle Ben "You’re overthinking it, Greg, just work on the rope pun." Read Article... Alarmed Squid Squishmittens "Are you going to pay for the extra staff I had to put on to take all the phone calls? Don't be surprised if you get a call from the police." Read Article... Mowing the Mishler Way “Hello, my name is Carl and I love mowing. We should hang out sometime. Between 6.30pm and 7pm works best for me.” Read Article... Have you done your timesheets? "You don't just get to choose if you do your timesheets or not. You're not special." Read Article... Just let the poor thing die, Jack "She’ll be right as rain after her operation next week." Read Article... Too Cool For School "We should paint flames on the sides of our car. Girls like cars with flames on the sides." Read Article... Things Holly and I have argued about "The nachos were a bit runny so I added a few cups of water and put it in the blender. It's nacho soup." Read Article... It just needs to be a bit more branded "Dropshadows lift the type off the page as if they are 3D. You probably don't even know how to do them." Read Article... Kingfishers "They dive into the water to catch fish." Read Article... Dear Neighbour, you're not invited to my party "Nobody can come to the housewarming party, it's just for friends and family. I dont even know these people." Read Article... Jason the Good Drawer "Hello Sir, I was wondering if your company needs a good drawer? No? Thank you for your time." Read Article... Opinions are like nipples "It's my most fervent opinion that you need to find a highly skilled psychiatrist post-haste." Read Article... Giving the gift of sound this Xmas. "This is the worst CD I've ever heard. I'd rather listen to monkeys screaming." Read Article... Waterslides, mini-golf, and bears "I checked with Carol at the mini golf hut and no pants were found on the fence." Read Article... Lifesized Lucius "He's fresh, fragrant, and economical due to a single bar of soap lasting several months." Get your free Lifesized Lucius... Twenty five minutes on Chatroulette "I'm not sure what I was expecting but I wasn't expecting so many penises." Read Article... I wish I had a monkey "Not like the monkey in the photo though as it has some kind of fruit smeared all over its face. I'd want a clean monkey." Read Article... Flash Drive Infringement "Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense." Read Article... Simon's good ideas for websites "Do not copy these ideas because they are mine." Read Article... The ducks in the bathroom are not mine "Strata rules exist for the benefit and well-being of all residents including yourself." Read Article... A week in the life of a busy Creative Director "You've probably heard of me as I'm known as the Design Guru of Adelaide. Everybody calls me that." Read Article... 1 girl, 12 cups "People should wash their own coffee cups or at least take it in turns to wash them." Read Article... What's in the box? "I delivered a box of bolts for a customer once which was really heavy. I’m very strong though." Read Article... Anyone for tennis? "Hello, my name is Holly and I love playing tennis. Not with David though, because he cheats." Read Article... Professional Photography Tips "Hello, my name is Thomas and I have a digital camera and a wide aperature." Read Article... Disappointed "Good writers don't need to use foul language. It isn't clever, it just displays a limited vocabulary.." Read Article... CCTV01 "Just popping out for half an hour to get some lunch and do some stuff. I've diverted the phones." Read Article... Devoid of social consciousness or culture "Only in a backwards town like Adelaide would you get dickheads who write crap like you." Read Article... sheep™ "I've always wanted a tattoo. The problem is that I have always considered people who get tattoos as sheep." Read Article... Tom the Sad Caveman "My name is Tom and I'm sad." Read Article... More articles "Wait. That's it? There were a lot more articles the last time I was on this website." More......